Adivinanza / Riddle

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Bonita por fuera y fría por dentro. ¿Qué (o quién) es?

What (or who) is pretty on the outside and cold inside?

Fría y calculadora...

Cold and calculating...




XDXDXD

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Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

Jeeez, I'm such a baby!

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I wanna cry myself to sleep and have someone, something, whatever, but someone would be good, to comfort me and say everything's gonna be ok.





BUT it's Thanksgiving tomorrow, so I'll have to make a list...

Thank you, Noe, because you provide me with a warm house to live in. And incense and candles. It's such a freaky scene.

Thank you, Mom, because you cook for me to last for days and get me real vegetables and fruit and eggs from your boyfriend's farm, God bless him.

Thank you, Big Sister, because you said you'd pay my dentist's bills.

Thank you, Other Sister, because you were evil to me as children :D but eventually gave me nephews to love.

Thank you, Phoebe, for everything and every time.

Thank you people, you know who you are, puedo saber que sin vosotros duele más.

Thank you, memories, for making me the way I am, and fuck you by the way, for the same reason.

So thank you, tequila blackouts.

And thank you, sunshine, and thank you, bus driver, and thank you, mountains, and thank you, Alanis, and Canada in general, and thank you, Loctite, and thank you, roses, and God bless weed, and thank you, Britain (for my accent and PG) and thank you, world, for keeping on rolling.





I'm not ok anyway. Grateful or not.





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Hi Dad!

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My dad died four years ago.

I feel a little better now.

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Hester *Kubrick* Beat presents...

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"Me llena de orgullo y satisfacción..." haber conseguido por fin crear mi propio cutrevidrio y subirlo a Youtube, para que *el gitano* se trague sus palabras, jejeje!

Así que sin más dilación, pasen y vean. Y escuchen. Y disfruten. Mucho, mucho!

Bésame mucho

Bésame, bésame mucho,
(Coros: Mucho, mucho)
como si fuera esta tarde la última vez...
(Coros: Vez, vez, última vez)
Bésame, bésame mucho,
(Coros: Mucho, mucho)
que tengo miedo a perderte, perderte otra vez...
Otra vez, otra vez!

Bésame, bésame mucho,
(Coros: Mucho, mucho)
como si fuera esta tarde la última vez...
(Coros: Vez, vez, última vez)
Bésame, bésame mucho,
(Coros: Mucho, mucho, mucho)
que tengo miedo a perderte, perderte otra vez...

Bésame, bésame mucho,
(Coros: Mucho, mucho)
como si fuera esta tarde la última vez...
(Coros: Vez, vez, última vez)
Bésame, bésame mucho,
(Coros: Nada, nada, nada)
que tengo miedo a perderte, perderte otra vez...

No va más, no va más!


Aguardiente Swing Quartet

OH YEAH BABY!

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How come I can walk at all?

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This is gonna be fun. This *somebody that I used to know* is gonna like this. Not in a sadistic kind of way, but he loves being brought up some now and then. Yes, rubito, it's *you*, it *had* to be you, you love it when I bump my head or fall off my chair so you've got a reason to patronise me and pretend to be cool. That's not cool. That's childish. And get out of my head, by the way, I just *hate* it when I hurt myself *because I'm worth it* and you suddenly pop into my head, frowning and pointing your finger at me. Get out. Let me break as many legs as I have (three), they're mine to swim farther than reality, broken or not, and I know about broken stuff, trust me. So get out. Gently. Or not. I don't even like you. I hate your guts.

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"I was a fool to fall and get that way..."

As Ella, or Nacho, would put it.

Yeah, I fell and got that way. The *Hey, is this a step?* way.

No problem, though. I'm alive enough to be posting this and apart from that, purple suits me.





And I don't hate your guts. I am fond of you.





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Pros and cons of being banned from Fotolog

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As a matter of fact, I can only see the half-full-bottle side of it.

It allows me to post my favourite pics and texts anew :D

Frinstans:

"Headache"

(((And there's no reason why I can't create my own fotolog yet again - well not exactly my very own, but yes in a sense. Introducing Djangology - How aguardentoholic can you get? xDxDxD)))





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The best is yet to come!

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Ya os lo decía yo... Si es que no me canso de repetirlo...






Go, go, gadget legs!





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Conversation Piece LXXIV

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"Sarcasm is just one more service we offer."





- Perdone, el ossobuco ¿lleva menta?

- Hmmm, no.

- Y... ¿lleva canela?

- Hmmm, no.

- Y entonces, ¿qué lleva?

- Lleva salsa de setas, pimientos asados e higos zoupeiros.

- Este sitio se debería llamar "Higos y Setas", pero en fin, tomaré uno de ésos. Y discúlpeme, es que soy crítica.

- ¿Gastronómica?

- No, no, como adjetivo y como ser humano.





(Location: Restaurante Menta y Canela).





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La fiera corrupia

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Cuando me tomes en serio te reirás.

(Mucho, mucho...)

Pero antes tendrás que mirarme a los ojos.





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