Huevos fistros.
Huevos devueltos.
Pimiento borrón (y cuenta nueva).
Nuez mosqueada.
Torrijón de arroz.
Nata montada del Canadá.
Torrevieja molido e ipsofacto en grano.
I make tea and coffee, lunch and dinner. I teach and translate. I welcome guests and give them treats. I bang the guitar. I cuddle Phoebe. I have showers. I bank the fire. I do the shopping AND carry the groceries myself. I pay the bills. I play some music. I keep things tidy. I'm the washer-upper and the gardener here. I'm also the boss. And I can do all that ON HIGH HEELS! :D